I’d like it known that I read the book first. Which, as all literarily inclined people know, is the right and proper order of things in a modern media age when Hollywood regularly absconds with your favorite tales and more often than not turns them into something  shallow and alien. This inevitably causes you to exhort those who reversed the natural order of things by walking in blind to see the movie: “Oh, you just have to read the book!” In the case of Noah and its film iteration from director Darren Aronofsky and Paramount Studios, we have the good…